Saturday, 23 July 2011

Shania Twain: From This Moment On - A Book Review

After three weeks and many train rides, I've finally finished reading the grand literary opus, From This Moment On, by one of the highest selling female artists of all time - Shania Twain. It's been a pleasure to read this during my commute and while it's probably not my favourite memoir ever (my favourite being, Michael Caine's The Elephant to Hollywood), From This Moment On vividly captures the tumultuous and undoubtedly unique life of this superstar performer.


Being only a casual listener and in some ways an ironic fan of Shania's music, I was not privy to the finer details of her personal life and history. Before reading the book, I only knew that Shania grew up poor in Northern Canada as Eileen Twain and that she was a child performer, singing in bars and clubs. So it was interesting reading all about her extreme upbringing as a child of a violence, poverty and racial tension.

Shania dedicates a large portion of the book to her childhood which for me, on reflection, was a good call. I enjoyed reading about this time of her life more than any of the other parts in the book. In fact, I think that's probably my key issue of From This Moment On. The first half of the book is all about her life in Canada and then afterwards, it's like she skims through the next few decades chronicling her rise in the industry, her success and her recent history.



It's almost like the book is written in three acts. The first act plays like a melodramatic telemovie script detailing her struggles in Northern Ontario, the second act is all about her music career which is written with as much detail as a Wikipedia entry. Lastly, the final act - on her recent divorce, remarriage and personal beliefs - comes across as a kind of personal self-help journal. It's a real eclectic mix and there are times in the book when it does feel like Shania jumps to completely different things too fast. Plus, there were many times in the book where she seems to make excuses for the fallacies of the men in her life and yet wildly criticises the women (particularly her husband's mistress, Marie-Anne). She barely pointed the finger at her ex-husband, Mutt. Likewise with her father. Shania always stressed the money woes that affected them as a key source of family disputes and she even said that her mother provoked him. It just felt a little off, but then again I'm not Shania and I don't know the full story even after reading her book.
I'm not going to criticise this book any further. As an autobiography, I think on the whole From This Moment On succeeds. It succeeds primarily because you get a real sense of who Shania is. Her dry Canadian humour, for instance, really shines through. There were many laugh out loud moments provided by Shania in the book which is a relief since there are so many heartbreaking moments of anguish.

Moreover, you get a real sense of her deep spirituality and personal belief in positive thinking. Her book isn't a series of boastful, smug chapters saying "I've done all of this in my life and hence, I'm better than you" nor is it a tawdry tell-all of her life. It's a real, raw reflective piece - Shania puts it best when she uses the metaphor of storytelling at a campfire. In all, the book seems to be true to her character.




Thanks to Shania's writing, you also get a real appreciation for her artistry, her talent and her music. I wouldn't go out of my way recommending From This Moment On to someone who has zero interest in Shania, but I would gently nod "yes, it's a good read" to that person. To a Shania Twain fan, I would however undoubtedly agree that this book is a must-read and works as a great companion piece to her reality show, Why Not? with Shania Twain. I also think that with its blend of pathos, musicality and a sassy bold singer behind the story, From This Moment On would also make a great movie one day...

Jennifer Hawkin's Sexy New Look for Maxim

Jennifer Hawkins is the first ever cover girl for Maxim Australia ... as revealed via an internet leak through The Fashion Spot. Of course, since I'm not really one to be searching for the likes of Maxim or Jennifer Hawkins in such raunchy poses, I was late to this news. This scandal happened last week so by now everyone knows that Jennifer is the cover girl already.


The 2004 Miss Universe has a sizzling collection of photos in the magazine - including several topless (yet still classy) shots. You can check them all out at pedestrian.tv.

Alternatively, if you're not into that kind of thing here's that sexy video of her fiance and soon-to-be-husband Jake Wall again:

He is so adorably bland, like the part of the video where he describes the underwear collection he's promoting:

"It's made out of soy beans. It feels amazing. It feels like you haven't got underwear on so looking forward to that. And um...it's got great new colours: red, blue, black, green".

Swoon.

Australia's Queen of Pop, Kylie, still trying to hawk Aphrodite

Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love), the fourth single from Kylie's underrated album Aphrodite, is currently at number 10 this week on Billboard's Dance Songs. The other singles from the album have all gone number one on that chart, so "Hands" has a lot of live up to.


Unfortunately though the same can't be said for her on the actual pop charts. Even in her homeland Australia, Kylie's singles have stalled. Hands was positively a chart success here, peaking at #50. Her previous singles Get Outta My Way and Better Than Today peaked at #69 and #55 respectively.

The marketing and promotion was to blame. Everything she and her team did - from the bland videos to the traditional way of releasing singles, was irrelevant and ... old-fashioned. Sorry Kylie.

It's hard to believe that we live in a world where the most relevant Kylie is Kylie Kardashian.

Chloe Lattanzi's Bizarre Shock Music Video

Aspiring pop star and Olivia Newton John's daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, has debuted a brand new controversial music video that has gone viral.


Play With Me is a hauntingly disturbing video which begins with a preface that it's "intended for entertainment purposes only". What follows includes graphic scenes of Lattanzi bathing herself in a tub while wrapped in electrical wire and a scalded arm. A man is beside her, sitting on a toilet no less. I won't even bother describing the other sequences, you have to take a look at it yourself:


I discovered this video thanks to one of her biggest and most enduring fans, Mike from Pop Trash Addicts however this video has apparently been featured on the Australian train commuter's nightly bible, MX. Will this video finally take Chloe to mainstream success? Will she finally prove to Larry Rudolph that she doesn't need to censor her "creativity" to make it? Larry Rudolph being Britney Spears' manager who infamously told Lattanzi to "just fucking sing, (Toxic)" when she refused on MTV's reality show, Rock the Cradle.


Finally. R18+ Video Games in Australia

So the Sydney Morning Herald reports today that Australia will finally get a R18+ classification for video  games. About time!

While those conservative do-gooders who've probably never played a video game in their life will shriek "Won't someone think of the CHILDREN!", let's not forget that the average video gamer in Australia is 30. Besides, maybe it's their parents fault that they allow their children to play the games in the first place.

Please sit down and shut the fuck up.

Wendi Deng vs. Pie Thrower


LOL.
You go girl.

Friday, 22 July 2011

No More Rolling with the Punches...

I feel terrible today...my flu is in its third day. My coughs are no longer that phlegmy but my head is like an oven and my nose is like a fricking tap (*overshare*). I know I'm sick when I've started wearing a scarf out in public for the first time ever.... Hopefully things will get better from this moment on. Yes, in my sickness I've continued to read this grand literary opus:


I'm almost done. Just less than 100 pages to go! At this point, Shania has finally finished her successful Come on Over world tour and is now living large in her Swiss chateau with then-hubby Mutt Lange. She has yet had her son or been rocked by that nasty affair business and marriage breakdown.

I've also begun exploring Shania's music thanks to this book. I've never been more than a casual listener so it's been fascinating reading about then listening to the songs she describes in the book. I quite like Any Man of Mine - which was her first real hit and I've rediscovered (If You're Not in it For Love) I'm Outta Here, which was a big hit here in Australia in 1995.

However, I'm particularly fancying Black Eyes, Blue Tears a lot right now:

Definitely found my self esteem/Finally; I'm forever free to dream

Thursday, 21 July 2011

My Picks for the MTV VMA's 2011

We all know that the MTV Video Music Awards don't mean shit. It never has and never will. It's just a bunch of phoney awards that MTV airs each year because it gets huge ratings and buzz and often produces defining moments of popular culture like this:


But then, who cares! After MTV officially disassociated themselves as a music channel last year, the VMAs are the only thing that ties the channel to its roots before The HillsJersey Shore and Teen Mom took over.

Here are my picks from this year's nominees.


Video of The Year
Adele – Rolling In The Deep *WILL WIN - this fucking song was all over American radio when I was there two months ago)
Beastie Boys – Make Some Noise
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Katy Perry – Firework *SHOULD WIN*
Tyler, the Creator – Yonkers

Best Pop Video
Adele – Rolling In The Deep *WILL WIN - I've never even seen this video, but I'm sure it's Adele being "sassy" on camera*
Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) *SHOULD WIN*
Pitbull feat. Ne-Yo, Nayer and Afrojack – Give Me Everything

Best Rock Video
Cage the Elephant – Shake Me Down
Foo Fighters – Walk
Foster the People – Pumped up Kicks
Mumford & Sons – The Cave
The Black Keys – Howlin’ For You
Whatevs.

Best Hip Hop Video
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes – Look At Me Now
Kanye West - All of the Lights *SHOULD & WILL WIN*
Lil Wayne – 6 Foot, 7 Foot
Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On
Nicki Minaj – Super Bass

Best Female Video
Adele – Rolling In The Deep *WILL WIN - because for some reason MTV and American radio orgasm over this girl*
Beyonce – Run The World (Girls)
Katy Perry – Firework *SHOULD WIN*
Lady Gaga – Born This Way
Nicki Minaj – Super Bass

Best Male Video
Bruno Mars – Grenade *SHOULD WIN - because he's part Filipino*
Cee Lo Green – F**k You
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Justin Bieber – U Smile *WILL WIN - because this bitch threw a fit when he lost the Best New Artist Grammy this year*
Kanye West feat. Rihanna and Kid Cudi – All of The Lights

Best New Artist
Big Sean feat. Chris Brown – My Last
Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks
Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci
Tyler, the Creator – Yonkers *SHOULD & WILL WIN - I actually like his videos even though he seems like such an attention seeking douchebag*
Wiz Khalifa – Black and Yellow

Best Collaboration
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes – Look At Me Now
Kanye West feat. Rihanna and Kid Cudi – All of The Lights
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T *WILL WIN - The fact that this went to number one in America yet the original version called "All The Things She Said" by Tatu didn't (while still going number one worldwide in 2003) speaks volumes...
Nicki Minaj feat. Drake – Moment 4 Life *SHOULD WIN*
Pitbull feat. Ne-Yo, Nayer and Afrojack – Give Me Everything

Best Direction
30 Seconds to Mars – Hurricane
Adele – Rolling In The Deep *WILL WIN - I told you...everyone in America had an erection over this fucking song*
Beastie Boys – Make Some Noise
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T
This should've gone to Melina, the director of Rihanna's S&M

Best Cinematography
30 Seconds to Mars – Hurricane
Adele – Rolling In The Deep *WILL WIN*
Beyonce – Run The World (Girls)
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
Boo. None of these people should receive this award.

Best Art Direction
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Death Cab for Cutie – You Are A Tourist
Kanye West feat. Dwele – Power
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T *SHOULD & WILL WIN*
Lady Gaga – Judas

Best Choreography
Beyonce – Run The World (Girls)
Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
Lady Gaga – Judas
LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett and Goon – Party Rock Anthem *SHOULD & WILL WIN*
Even though not nominated, I'm sure MTV would've loved to nominate fucking Adele for this award, too.

Best Editing
30 Seconds to Mars – Hurricane
Adele – Rolling In The Deep *WILL WIN - I would gladly put this under 'SHOULD & WILL WIN' if they edit this whole song out of existence*
Kanye West feat. Rihanna and Kid Cudi – All of The Lights
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T
Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math

Best Special Effects
Chromeo – Don’t Turn The Lights On
Kanye West feat. Dwele – Power
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T
Linkin Park – Waiting for The End
Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math

Will Adele be around next year? Or will she be another Florence + The Machine? Another artist out of the mainstream with a good, critically-acclaimed album that broke into mainstream America...only to be forgotten after a year.

Natalie Bassingthwaighte is no Paula Abdul

Natalie Bassingthwaighte is many things: a pop singer, an actress and a new mum. But one thing she isn't apparently is a ditzy, nice judge.


The 35 year old says:
"I'm a nice person, I'm not a nasty person, but I'm not going to say (singers) are not terrible, if they are terrible, because I'm going to look like an idiot".
Via: news.com.au
That is refreshing news. The X Factor was so dire last year, I couldn't be bothered to watch. Not when you read gossip about the UK version and the drama surrounding Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue. All we had was Natalie Imbruglia who was - let's face it - too boring and down to earth to be the sole female judge. You need some glamazon, uber diva if you're going to slot one sole woman on the panel.

Thankfully, the producers have realised this and hired Mel B and Natalie (Bassingthwaighte, that is) as new judges. The X Factor sorely lacked any buzz last year. It needs more controversy each week, like Masterchef has had the past few months its been on air.


Oh and if you don't know who Nat Bass is...she's the original singer of Katy Perry's Firework. Back when it was titled Someday Soon:

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Sorry for the Lack of Posts Today...

I apologise, I've been reading this book pretty much every spare moment I've had today. I'm just up to the chapter where Shania is writing and recording Come on Over.

It's a good read!

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Filo-Aussie Israel Cruz - "Party Up"

Israel Cruz is a Filipino-Australian artist who had a string of R&B flavoured hits in the early 2000s, including Old Skool Luv and My Girl (which was later covered by Korean pop band BIGBANG).

His career as a singer however has taken a backseat in recent years for production; he has produced several hit singles for Aussie pop stars including Stan Walker, Ricki Lee and Jessica Mauboy.

This year however, he returns as a solo artist with this dance-laden track Party Up:



It's very reminiscent of Jason Derulo and LMFAO. I have to say though that I'm not a fan. The song and video is very try hard.

Sorry. Please keeping co-producing songs like Saturday Night for Jessica Mauboy instead.

Hell Fucking Yes to Celebrity Apprentice Australia, Nine!

I don't know about you, but I'm loving the fact that most of the hit shows on Australian TV right now are reality shows: Australia's Got Talent, Masterchef, The Block, Amazing Race. Pity I actually haven't watched any of these programs in recent weeks because I'm so busy but that's another story...

I'm very much enthused with the news that Channel Nine may be developing Celebrity Apprentice Australia to air next year.

If it's as screwed up and trashy as the American version, then Nine has a new loyal viewer in 2012. Basically, I want to see this each episode:


Or who could forget when Joan Rivers went absolutely mental on a poker player:



I just want to see some catfights on Australian television again. There hasn't been that many since Gretel Killeen was axed from Big Brother:

The claws just came out when this shit went down on BB!


Better yet, Channel Nine should just commission Real Housewives of Sydney. HELL YES!

Vanessa Amorosi - Gossip: The Official Video

Australia's Olympic-era pop star, Vanessa Amorosi, has unveiled the official video for her new single Gossip.

It's one of those "crazy, quirky house" videos. It reminds me a lot of the video for Hook Me Up by The Veronicas.



Does the concept sell the song? Erm...not really. I would've like to see more "Facebook bitches that you hate" featured. However, compared to Jessica Mauboy's Supre-ad looking video for Inescapable, Vanessa's music video is positively groundbreaking and awe-inspiring.

Rebecca Gibney's shock new weight gain...for movie role

Packed to the Rafters favourite Rebecca Gibney has gained around 20 kilos, reports Woman's Day - but it's all in the name of art.

This isn't Rebecca Gibney, but her hot TV son Hugh Sheridan and his awful voice. You need to watch this in mute.

Gibney has gone all Renee Zellweger and has put on the weight for a forthcoming movie project. She will co-star  in Mental opposite Toni Collette. The film will be directed by PJ Hogan (My Best Friend's Wedding, Peter Pan and Muriel's Wedding).

Gibney tells WD that the experience is liberating:
"It’s like being pregnant. You can eat whatever you want. In the beginning it was like, ‘Wow! Ice-cream, peanut butter, everything"
I swear, this is the same quote Renee Zellweger kept churning out when she gained all that body weight for Bridget's Jones Diary.

To see Rebecca with her fuller figure, head over to Woman's Day here (I'm not going to even try to put the image on my blog, I'm sure it's copyrighted down to the core especially for a new issue).

Anthony Callea's new comeback efforts

Anthony Callea has begun a new comeback effort, starting with headlining performances at Stockholm Gay Pride week. The 28 year old is also reportedly working on his third studio album, according to The Daily Telegraph.


In recent years, Callea has turned his efforts to musical theatre and reality television, even combining the two in the form of Foxtel's original series Ultimate School Musical: Fame. His pop career however sharply declined after his brief peak in popularity immediately post-Australian Idol.

It's interesting that The Daily Telegraph's article randomly mentioned that he's a fan of The Voice. Is he going to mentor on the forthcoming Australian version?

Monday, 18 July 2011

Jennifer Hawkins' shock drop from Getaway



2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins, who infamously defected to Channel Nine earlier this year after several years at Seven, will no longer appear on long-running travel show Getaway.

The Spy Report asserts that the downsizing of Getaway has resulted in Hawkins' axing. I'm guessing though that they're going to keep Catriona Rowntree since she's practically the face of the show.

I'm also guessing that Hawkins will be involved in some sort of new project with Nine in the coming months while remaining being engaged/getting married to the bland but extremely hot aspiring actor Jake Wall:



Sunday, 17 July 2011

The GaGa Aussie Media Frenzy Results in Big Sales

Lady GaGa's Australian promotional tour last week has had a dramatic influence on tonight's official ARIA charts. The Edge of Glory has bulleted 16 places up the charts to hit a new peak of #6 while her album Born This Way jumped back to number two on the album charts.

Meanwhile outside of the top 50 singles, several of GaGa's past hits have returned to the charts:
55 - JUDAS 
79 - POKER FACE 
84 - BAD ROMANCE 
91 - JUST DANCE 
94 - TELEPHONE 
 The Fame and The Fame Monster also re-entered the charts at number 31 and 34 respectively.


Of course however despite all of her efforts, she was still upstaged by the chart topping Adele, who remains on top of both the single and album charts even though she has never visited our shores.

JLo shoved Weeds star out of the way to hog royals


While this season's Weeds may leave a lot to be desired for, its Golden Globe-winning star Mary Louise Parker is still pretty much perfect. The actress jibed to People how disappointed she was not meeting Prince William and Kate Middleton despite attending their recent LA gala. The reason being was that a huge diva had hogged them instead:

"I didn't meet them. I was shoved out of the way by Jennifer Lopez. Uh oh, I shouldn't have said that."
via: People
It's okay Mary Louise Parker. Forget about that basic couple! There's only one royal in the world you should ever be pissed off for not meeting them: Princess Mary.



Nick Jonas & Delta Goodrem Getting Serious

It seems that things are getting pretty serious between 18 year old American teen idol Nick Jonas and 26 year old Australian chanteuse Delta Goodrem. According to the Daily Mail, Nick introduced Delta to his family at his mother's birthday.


The birthday party was at Villa Blanca, which is famously owned by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills HBIC Lisa Vanderpump-Todd.

Hmmm. Delta Jonas. Has a ring to it...

Janet Jackson is touring Australia in October/November 2011!!

Shaking and crying right now!

Iconic pop star Janet Jackson will bring her successful intimate world tour to Australia this year!

Janet will finally return and bring her class act to Australia

Sources have whispered about the speculated tour leg in recent weeks, but Tictetek have now unveiled the dates:
October 18 : Perth (Burswood Theatre)
October 22 : Adelaide (Festival Centre)
October 26 : Melbourne (State Theatre)
October 27 : Melbourne (State Theatre)
November 02 : Gold Coast (Convention Centre)
November 05 : Sydney (Opera House Concert Hall)
November 06 : Sydney (Opera House Concert Hall)
Via: AusPop

I think it's time for me to whip out that Janet Jackson DVD my friend bought me a few birthdays ago to watch religiously until her tour arrives: