Kate, the Bogan Mum wins MasterChef 3. Nay.

I've just finished live tweeting the season finale of MasterChef 3. Thank God! The finale itself was dull as dishwater (which was to be expected considering the two bland finalists) so I'm so glad I was on Twitter to make the experience a little bit better.

Enough dilly-dallying.

KATE WON.


Hmmm...Care Factor = 0. She's no Julie, Poh or Adam.

Better days...MasterChef 2 - featuring that unholy bitch Joanne! Loved her.

Now it's time to watch Class of 2011, which suspiciously looks like a dramatic, no-nonsense version of Summer Heights High.