Ick Nast News: Kevin Federline NAKED in Melbourne (allegedly) :X

I think I'm going to puke some more this weekend. I've finally caught up with local celebrity gossip this weekend and read the horrifying story of Kevin Federline allegedly publicly stripping off at a Melbourne hotel.

Kevin Federline in Miami, 2009 (Source)

Yes, THE Kevin Federline of fathering Britney Spears and Shar Jackson's spawn fame. Also, the Kevin Federline who danced in Christina Milian's decade-defining anthem, AM to PM video:

I love how News.com.au reports it:

"It was Kevin Federline - 100 per cent," said the resident, a married mother with a young girl.
"Drunk doesn't even cover it. He was a mess."
After dinner, the resident claimed Federline and another unidentified man got naked.
"They were nude. It was disgusting. I could see everything, absolutely everything," she said.

Source 

They clearly found such a devout married mother to make Kevin's stripping more shocking.

Apparently K-Fed is here to star in a new Channel Nine celebrity reality show about weight loss. Yay for Channel Nine for degrading themselves to a network full of crass reality entertainment like Celebrity Apprentice and The Block. It won't be long til we see Real Housewives of Melbourne!!