CONFIRMED: Princess Mary to tour Australia in November

Princess Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark and the world's leading royal delegate of style is officially touring Australia in November, according to PM Julia Gillard:

This isn't Julia Gillard, but a more popular TV impersonator.

"We are looking forward to introducing them to friends and family back home" says Princess Mary. I need to buy the New Idea below stat so she can sign it! And then ask her the question, is she really best friends with the eternally basic Kate Middleton or has New Idea lied to us once again?