Tuesday 9 August 2011

Shane Warne's shock new look is ... odd


No the man above is not Elton John or David Gest. It's SHANE WARNE!! The cricketer and texting fiend, SHANE MOTHERFUCKING WARNE! Australia's answer to Charlie Sheen!

What has happened to him? He used to look like this:


I admit I didn't even bother reading any of the articles related to Warney's new look. I think he credits cosmetics like Estee Lauder moisturising cream to achieve his fresh faced, "metrosexual" glow.

Metrosexual? That is so 2004. It's all about hipsters right now!

Here's Shane and his girlfriend, former star Elizabeth Hurley at an Elton John ball, via Women's Weekly:


Her look says it all.

"Oh dear, I sucked the life out of Shane Warne. Sucked being the key word."



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